Excuuse me, AIG. Have you not already received $170 billion dollars in bail out money? And what is this we hear about you giving $165 million in bonuses? (And giving that money to some of the people responsible for AIG's downfall, no less).
Well, the PLRG deserves a bail out too. She works hard at her entry-level job. She picks up the slack and works long after her boss locks up his office for the day.
We know we're not getting a check signed by Obama any time soon, but hey, a PLRG can dream. Here's just a few things we'd do with that extra dough... after we paid off those loans and evened out our pending debt with good old Mom & Dad, that is...
Greenwich Village 3 Br Rental...$15,000/month
105 Minute Massage at Bliss...$210
Dinner at Buddakan...about $75 per person
Black Geren Ford Cocktail Dress...$304
Christian Louboutin Prive Patent Pumps...$795
(Sigh). Back to Loehmann's and Murray Hill for us!
What would you do with some $$ from The District? Write some comments and let us know!
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ReplyDeleteI'd go around the world. South Africa (maybe for the World Cup '10?)and Thailand - both top the list. I'd still do it hostel style. Not sure if that's my way of justifying myself in this recession or because I'd actually want to do it that way. Give me some good vin and cheese in some remote section of the world and I'm smitten.
Although, that Greenwich Village dig looks like a solid competitor...being that I currently live in a dorm-room styled apartment with old windows and uncontrollable heaters.
Debatable.
- A Fellow PLRG