plrg bff's

Just like you, we really love our girlfriends. Being in your twenties in this city, where guys know all the right things to say to get what they want, and the bitch in the cubicle next to you would throw you off the 6 train platform without a thought, you really need your gals. And of course we need our plrgs... who would stop us from splurging for hanky pankys? Sit us down and remind us that you don't need to have every single color????? (But.. the new zebra print is sooooo cuu...)

Here's a list of some chicks who are making it big in this week's headlines that we'd like to recruit to our crew, and some we'd like to give a little nudge off the platform too. Just kidding! Well, kind of.

we'd love to get $5 manis and lunch with...

Jessica Pressler and Amy O'dell - New York Magazine's Daily Intel writers who always know whatsup. This plrg may or may not have sent them fan mail every week for the past few (7) months.

Diablo Cody and Crew - Four inseparable best buds who are stars in the screenwriting industry and have stayed tight despite the competition in their field. They also have kick ass bff necklaces that we'd really like to be included in.

Jill and Bethenny - Despite the fact that they are NOT plrgs, we'd really love them to take us out so we could all talk shit about the Countess.

Arianna Huffington - You go, girl.

The DABA Girls - If you haven't gotten that these girls are hilarious writers and the site is a satire, we can't be friends with you.

we'd love to fakely say hello and then talk shit about...

Marie Douglas-David - Ms. Douglas-David is suing for $100 million dollars in her divorce from her 66 yr old husband. And we hate gold digging already-rich girls.

Ruth Madoff - No explanation needed.

Lindsay Lohan - Linds hasn't worked in two years, but is suddenly surprised that she is out of $$. That didn't stop her from buying a brand new car and charging it to gf Samantha Ronson. Sam... you can join our crew. leave LiLo at home (which you're paying for.)

Ann Coulter - Again, no explanation needed.

who do you plrgs want in your crew? write us and let us know!