A la mean girls, we have decided, once again, to expand our crew. There are just soo many cool bitches lately that PLRG wants to hang out with. Here is our updated list:
Patti Stanger: Have you watched this woman? We want her to demand us to get a makeover and find us a millionaire asap. Preferably not one with a stripper pole in his apt, but she'd know our type. Her new book is $25 (we might have to wait for the soft cover to come out) but we're pretty sure it contains all the answers to every question in the universe.
Katy Perry: We wish we could look as good with that haircut. KT (as we like to call her) had a rockin' performance at Hiro last week and we think if we kissed her, we would really like it. Like really, really like it.
Bethenny and Jill: Still. And always and forever. Even though Bethenny fumbled and hooked up with A-Rod this weekend (who is a tool), we still support her. And we will always hate Kelly. Always.
Patti Stanger: Have you watched this woman? We want her to demand us to get a makeover and find us a millionaire asap. Preferably not one with a stripper pole in his apt, but she'd know our type. Her new book is $25 (we might have to wait for the soft cover to come out) but we're pretty sure it contains all the answers to every question in the universe.
Katy Perry: We wish we could look as good with that haircut. KT (as we like to call her) had a rockin' performance at Hiro last week and we think if we kissed her, we would really like it. Like really, really like it.
Bethenny and Jill: Still. And always and forever. Even though Bethenny fumbled and hooked up with A-Rod this weekend (who is a tool), we still support her. And we will always hate Kelly. Always.
It's been a long weekend ladies. I am soo ready for my poor little rich bitch in the kitch to make me dinner...
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